BARREL-AGED LIQUOR
The latest and greatest in mixology trends
{ Order a Hanky Panky at } L’Abattoir
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VIEUX CARRE
The most underrated of the New Orleans cocktails
{ Order it at } The Keefer
Read the Barfly Recipe for a Vieux Carré
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WARD EIGHT
A perpetual under-the-radar drink, but the best OJ cocktail by a mile
{ Order it at } The Greedy Pig
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THE CLOVER CLUB
A timeless, elegant mix of gin, raspberries, lime, and egg whites
{ Order it at } Cascade
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THE LAST WORD
The cult classic of the Pacific Northwest
{ Order it at } Lobby Bar, Pacific Rim Hotel
Read the Barfly Recipe on The Last Word
*BONUS POINT: Ask the bartender, “What are you excited about these days?” Do this at West, when
David Wolowidnyk is behind the bar, and you’ll always be rewarded with something special.
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FIVE DRINKS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A DOUCHE:
1. Vodka tonic or vodka soda // You don’t like the taste of liquor? Fine, that’s what wine and beer are for. Don’t like them? Then get out of the bar.
2. A caesar // Unless it’s at breakfast or brunch.
3. A dry martini, shaken not stirred // You are not James Bond (James Bond wasn’t even James Bond), and you know what? Shaking ruins a good martini by clouding it with ice crystals.
4. A frozen margarita with Patrón // “Freezing” a margarita is bad enough, but adding the official tequila of rich frat boys makes it bad, squared.
5. Anything with cranberry juice // Unless you have the balls to order it in a sippy cup.
Photos by: Milos Tosic

